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    my main problem with totk is I cannot pick up my nephew & give him a hug

    • Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
    • In a Fight.
  • When you step out of the shower, it's crucial that you dry your hair while it's still wet. Otherwise, it'll dry wet, and then it'll never dry.

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  • ok this is insane but like.. the new tumblrinas are more acclimated to the culture than some normal users. i mean it. like every single reddit refugee post has an INSANELY CLOSE like to reblog ratio and there all mutualing each other and sending each other asks and dms. like wtf. how are you better at this.

    in all seriousness i think its because we welcomed them with such feral delight. like every single tumblr user individually saw the reddit refugees and were like "ok listen. we love you honey and hope you're feeling good and here are the instructions" and they did SO MUCH MORE THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!

    and also not to keep going but i adore how everyone is so so emotional about this. like every single reddit refugee is like "oh my god why are you so nicee i havent felt this happy in years holy fuckkk..." and were all like "its ok!!! im so glad you are having fun you are doing such a good job yknow? youre perfect at this!!" anyways if YOURE a reddit refugee lets be mutuals

  • We've been let loose after staring at r/Tumblr posts for several years, our time is nigh

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  • kalachakran:
“trailcams:
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ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*
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  • ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*

  • Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

  • Drawing of 3 rats all saying the word "yearning" over and overALT
    Three rats looking at each other in confusion, a word bubble from off-panel asking "FOR WHAT?"ALT
    Three rats excitedly pushing at each other and repeatedly shouting "YEARNING" much louderALT

    I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

    ratratratratrat

  • lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

  • how quickly we forget the humble banana

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    wym you don’t save the world in your sluttiest lil outfit

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